Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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