I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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