32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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