I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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