I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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