There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Randomize