FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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