Don't you send me to vm
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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