i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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