i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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