So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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