i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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