I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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