i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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