Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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