so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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