Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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