I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
ok first of all what the fuck
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
