what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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