I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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