Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
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I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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