North Korea, Best Korea!
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
These 25 People Believed Fake Facts For Way Too Long
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
23 Adults Confess The Irrational Fears They Had When They Were Kids
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked