question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..