I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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