Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer