so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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