He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just cut my nipple shaving
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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