Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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