he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Drake has all the answers
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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