Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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