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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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