You're so nebulous sometimes
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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