did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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