:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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