Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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