I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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