she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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