My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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