what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
...so i touched it.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
