I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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