i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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