But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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