They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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I am midnight drunk by noon
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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