let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize