uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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