There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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