We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
She bit a glass in half.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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