very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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