best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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