So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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