wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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