I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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