That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.