Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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