can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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