Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
third nipple confirmed
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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