Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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