no, he came in my armpit
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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